What does McCain say when he doesn't know his running mate's stand on an issue? "I dunno. Alaska".
How can you tell if a nursing home is Republican? You always here "McCain! I want McCain!"
Why vote Democrat? Because Republicans "Palin"comparison.
What is the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? If you don't know don't give me a ride to practice!
Ever hear of the city, Ketchikan , Alaska? Perhaps you have heard of it's Ohio counterpart, Adopt-A-Can.
(Can't you just hear the rimshots??)
If you don't take your vacations in the month of August, does that make them "unconventional"?
If Oprah married Barack Obama, her intials would be O.O.
This blog will be repeated on my MySpace page.....because I can.
I'm an online comedic wannabe....and I improved this message.
3 comments:
When is amatuer night at the funnt stop? :0 Oh, yeah, you can't email your jokes in there! LOL
But if I could......
Then you would win! We'll talk to Pete about it. He'll sit on the stage with a computer and read your emails. It would be funny because of the content, but then even more funny because Its coming out with Pete's ...uh......accent :)
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