Political Punnies From The Mind of a Gutless Emailer

**The comments, views and opinions in this blog are not necessarily my personal views. But they are my jokes...(as far as Juneau!)**


What does McCain say when he doesn't know his running mate's stand on an issue? "I dunno. Alaska".

How can you tell if a nursing home is Republican? You always here "McCain! I want McCain!"

Why vote Democrat? Because Republicans "Palin"comparison.

What is the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? If you don't know don't give me a ride to practice!

Ever hear of the city, Ketchikan , Alaska? Perhaps you have heard of it's Ohio counterpart, Adopt-A-Can.

(Can't you just hear the rimshots??)

If you don't take your vacations in the month of August, does that make them "unconventional"?

If Oprah married Barack Obama, her intials would be O.O.

This blog will be repeated on my MySpace page.....because I can.

I'm an online comedic wannabe....and I improved this message.

A Message From Maggie...

Hi!
Here is the info on the fundraiser. We are helping Heaven-Can-Wait pet rescue (as heard on the WNIR Tom Erickson show...it's the one his daughter Heather runs). 100% of the proceeds go to Heaven-Can-Wait.We have a 5 person relay team set up to run in te Akron marathon on 9/27. We are accepting donations of 75 dollars to have your name or company logo on the team shirts.It's good advertising!

Checks should be made payable to:
Heaven-Can-Wait Pet Rescue

Mailed to:
WNIR 100.1 FM
c/o Maggie Fuller
PO Box 2170
Akron, Ohio 44309

Now, on Friday the 19th we will be auctioning off the space on the back of my running shorts during the morning show. You can have your company logo, name or whatever you want on my butt if you're the highest bidder.Thanks for your interest and the furry faces at Heaven-Can-Wait thank you too. Please forward this email to others who might be interested.Thanks and have a great week!

Maggie

Fire Up The Generator! (oh...uhhhhhh...never mind)

It would seem that the windstorm we have encountered has taken WNIR down for the count...Not sure how long it has been down or when it will be back up, so I thought to myself, "Self," why not commemorate this suspicious occasion with a song?"....

Sung to the tune of the WNIR Morning Show Theme song...

WNIR's off the air...
Good thing it's Sunday
and nobody's there.
Can't join the fun now the radio's gone
on 100.1

It left without a warning
Let's hope it's back by morning.
What else will rhyme with morning?
Good Morning Morning Morning.....

Never Forget...

Sarah Palin's Pets

The moose are loose! (Or is it mooses?)

Star Wars Meets Seattle Grace

What the Frak???

Happy.......

Quote of the Day (as heard on "Frasier")


"Celebrating a dance that brings more snakes into the world is like toasting a law school graduation."

(No offense, Couch Burner.)